Lani
February 6th, 2001, 12:41 PM
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, CAUSE DE DAMN TEARS IN DE FIRST PLACE!
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, KNOW WEH DEM LIVE, WHAT DEM A COOK,ON WHA DAY, AND WHEN TO SHOW AH DE DOORSTEP!
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, COME LAST & ONE HOUR LATE, BRING A BUNCH OF PEOPLE YOU DON KNOW AND DEN TALK ABOUT YUH WHEN ALLA DE FOOD AND RED STRIPE DONE.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, SCREENIN ALL DE CALLS, AN NAH ANSWER WHEN DEM HEAR A YOU.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, WILL HEAR ALL YUH PROBLEMS AN CRY WID YUH, EVEN OFFER FE HELP YUH, DEN TELL EVERYBODY, AND ADD A LITTLE JUICE TO IT.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could embarrass you with it.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, BLACKMAIL YOU AND ALL YA BASTARD CHILREN TOO.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, OPEN YUH FRIDGE, CLEAN IT OUT, COMPLAIN YUH
DON HAVE ENOUGH, DEN TELL DE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD DEM MOUT WAS DRY.
A simple friend feels the friendship might be over when you have a big
argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a
big fight and made up.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, TELL EVERYBODY DEY DONE WID YOU AND DEN DEY SHOW UP IN YUH HOUSE WID BIG HUG AN TING.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, CAUSE DE DAMN TEARS IN DE FIRST PLACE!
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, KNOW WEH DEM LIVE, WHAT DEM A COOK,ON WHA DAY, AND WHEN TO SHOW AH DE DOORSTEP!
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, COME LAST & ONE HOUR LATE, BRING A BUNCH OF PEOPLE YOU DON KNOW AND DEN TALK ABOUT YUH WHEN ALLA DE FOOD AND RED STRIPE DONE.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, SCREENIN ALL DE CALLS, AN NAH ANSWER WHEN DEM HEAR A YOU.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, WILL HEAR ALL YUH PROBLEMS AN CRY WID YUH, EVEN OFFER FE HELP YUH, DEN TELL EVERYBODY, AND ADD A LITTLE JUICE TO IT.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could embarrass you with it.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, BLACKMAIL YOU AND ALL YA BASTARD CHILREN TOO.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, OPEN YUH FRIDGE, CLEAN IT OUT, COMPLAIN YUH
DON HAVE ENOUGH, DEN TELL DE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD DEM MOUT WAS DRY.
A simple friend feels the friendship might be over when you have a big
argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a
big fight and made up.
A WEST INDIAN FRIEND, TELL EVERYBODY DEY DONE WID YOU AND DEN DEY SHOW UP IN YUH HOUSE WID BIG HUG AN TING.