fmoise99
February 16th, 2001, 08:26 PM
1. Smurf Sex.
This happens during the homeymoon period, you both keep doing it intil you're blue in the face.
2. Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3. Bedroom Sex.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4. Hallway Sex.
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "**** You!"
5. Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the room!
This happens during the homeymoon period, you both keep doing it intil you're blue in the face.
2. Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3. Bedroom Sex.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4. Hallway Sex.
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "**** You!"
5. Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the room!