Chalice
March 17th, 2001, 12:19 PM
Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the following three conditions:
1) $100.00 to do it on the grass.
2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.
3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.
In the morning a British bloke walks in and slaps a $100 note on the table. So they went out and did it on the grass.
Soon, an American fellow walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table. So they head for the couch and did it there.
About the end on the day, a Jamaican man walks in and slaps $300 on the table. Happy from seeing the money the prostitute says,
"Wow,...you have class"
The Jamaican responds, "Class mi rass....................Three times pon the grass."
1) $100.00 to do it on the grass.
2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.
3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.
In the morning a British bloke walks in and slaps a $100 note on the table. So they went out and did it on the grass.
Soon, an American fellow walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table. So they head for the couch and did it there.
About the end on the day, a Jamaican man walks in and slaps $300 on the table. Happy from seeing the money the prostitute says,
"Wow,...you have class"
The Jamaican responds, "Class mi rass....................Three times pon the grass."