Dont Take A Parrot To Chu'ch

[MARATHONMAN]

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would
even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the
parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafu**ah burn! Burn, muthafu**ah, burn!" The crowd on the
dance floor would always cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would make the parrot yell even more and of course make the
crowd go wild. This would go on all night long,everytime the parrot went out. One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the choir stand with her. And when the choir started to sing, the parrot
yelled, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafu**ah burn! Burn, muthafu**ah, burn!" She embarrassingly
corrected the parrot, No, you don't say that here!! The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same muthafu**ahs that was at the club last
night"!!!