MARATHONMAN
March 21st, 2001, 07:48 AM
A little boy walks into his parents bedroom to find his mother on top of his father riding him. The mother sees her little son and gets off her husband as her son leaves the bedroom. The mother, concerned about what her son has seen, gets dressed and finds her son in his bedroom. The son asks, " Mommy what were you doing to Daddy?" The mother replies, "You know how Daddy has a big tummy?" The boy says, "Yes, he sure does have a big tummy." The mother then says, "Well I have to get on Daddy's tummy and flatten it. The boy says, "Well you're wasting your time, because that will just not work." The mother looks confused, and asks, "Why not, son?" The boy replies, "Because when you go out shopping, the lady across the street comes
over gets on her knees and blows Daddy's stomach back up!"
over gets on her knees and blows Daddy's stomach back up!"