karibspices
March 26th, 2001, 12:34 PM
A mother takes her daughter to the doctor for a exam because the girl has been feeling ill.
The doc runs a few tests and coems back and says to the mother, "Ma'ma your daughter is ill because she is pregnant."
The mother says, "She can't be doctor, my daughter has never been with a man, right, daughter."
The daughter says, "No, never, ever."
The doctor walks over to the window and gazes out for several minutes. The mother and daughter are perplexed. The mother then asks the doctor what he is looking at.
The docotr says, "The last time I heard that story and star appeared in the East. I was looking to see if one would come again."
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This young girl marry this old, old, old, man. The night of their wedding she hop into the bed with a sexy nightgown on. The old man, smiles broadly and then holds up 3 fingers. She says," Whoa, we're going to have sex 3 times...you animal."
The man says,"No, pick a finger."
The doc runs a few tests and coems back and says to the mother, "Ma'ma your daughter is ill because she is pregnant."
The mother says, "She can't be doctor, my daughter has never been with a man, right, daughter."
The daughter says, "No, never, ever."
The doctor walks over to the window and gazes out for several minutes. The mother and daughter are perplexed. The mother then asks the doctor what he is looking at.
The docotr says, "The last time I heard that story and star appeared in the East. I was looking to see if one would come again."
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This young girl marry this old, old, old, man. The night of their wedding she hop into the bed with a sexy nightgown on. The old man, smiles broadly and then holds up 3 fingers. She says," Whoa, we're going to have sex 3 times...you animal."
The man says,"No, pick a finger."