sweetthys
March 31st, 2001, 11:57 AM
THIS JOKE IS A COURTESY OF XHANUBIS
A JAMAICAN MAN IS SITTING WATCHING TV AND HIS WIFE COMES UP BEHIND AND WHACKS HIM WITH A FRYING PAN.
AY! WA' DAT FA?
"MEH FIND ONE PAPER INNA YU PACKET WID A GYAL NAME PAN IT, MISS DAISY', SHE SAYS
WA YU MEAN? ME AND ME FRIEN' LEROY WENT RACE TRACK LAST WEEK AND MISS DAISY IS DE NAME AH DE 'ORSE WEH RUN IN DE FIRS' RACE "HE PROTESTS
TWO DAYS LATER HE IS SITTING WATCHING TV AGAIN AND :smash "WHACK" ONE RATID LICK INA HIM HEADBACK WID A DUTCH POT "OOOWWW"! HE SHOUTS "WA DAT FOR NOW?"
"YU 'ORSE DEH PAN DE PHONE"
A JAMAICAN MAN IS SITTING WATCHING TV AND HIS WIFE COMES UP BEHIND AND WHACKS HIM WITH A FRYING PAN.
AY! WA' DAT FA?
"MEH FIND ONE PAPER INNA YU PACKET WID A GYAL NAME PAN IT, MISS DAISY', SHE SAYS
WA YU MEAN? ME AND ME FRIEN' LEROY WENT RACE TRACK LAST WEEK AND MISS DAISY IS DE NAME AH DE 'ORSE WEH RUN IN DE FIRS' RACE "HE PROTESTS
TWO DAYS LATER HE IS SITTING WATCHING TV AGAIN AND :smash "WHACK" ONE RATID LICK INA HIM HEADBACK WID A DUTCH POT "OOOWWW"! HE SHOUTS "WA DAT FOR NOW?"
"YU 'ORSE DEH PAN DE PHONE"