ebonics

[MARATHONMAN]

This is Pretty Funny


Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework
assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing,
he tried to do his best. We all know Leroy is a
trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words
to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:

DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled
out a big needle. He said, DISMAY hurt a little.

OMELETTE - I should punch you dead in the eye for what
you just said but, OMELETTE this one go this time.

AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today,
so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, I got
her a DOMINEERING.

KENYA - I needed money fo the subway, so I axe a
stranger KENYA spare some change.

BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office,
"Is dis BEWARE I get a job?"

DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not
DIMENSION smart. (HA!)

DECIDE - My boy frontin' like he love his girl but
eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

NACHOS - Thoze my shoes, NACHOS.
:D

[Veronica]

That one deh was good! Big up to you!