Did you know?

LoveSponge · August 6th, 2002, 02:37 PM

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects-while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a firend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

Now that last one got me thinking and if any of you eat peanuts and snacks from those bowls they leave out in bars and clubs ... think about this ... how many people, both men and women visited the toilet and then nibbled on those snacks while ordering their next drink at the bar before you? I wonder if they washed their hands afterwards??

Just some "food" for thought!

Smile · August 6th, 2002, 02:51 PM

Thank you for that information, I feel quite ill now..........u r evil and must be destoyed LS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scorpion Tiger · August 6th, 2002, 03:03 PM

I received this same I opener this morning at work. I am thinking that I need to wear gloves on a regular.

sweetcinaminn · August 6th, 2002, 03:59 PM

Oh LS,

you have just made me into a psychotic. Now when I see these people eating the chips and nuts, I'll be thinking of these things.

LoveSponge · August 6th, 2002, 06:00 PM

I'm only looking out for your health guys!

August 6th, 2002, 07:32 PM

Now I have to increase my scorn %age

TriniPHATness · August 7th, 2002, 11:29 PM

As a matter of fact, LoveSponge, I did know all of those wonderful little facts. I learned those and a lot more (that I'll just keep to myself) in my Medical Microbiology class... At first it made me scared to do anything, I was so cautious and paranoid... But now, I don't even think about it, you only live once, avoid as much as you can, and deal with the rest. Hey, what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

Big-Vic · August 7th, 2002, 11:48 PM

THANK YOU OOOOHHHHHH!!!

SO MUCH FOR LOOKING OUT FOR MY HEALTH BUT IN THE PROCESS YOU MADE OOOOOHHHHH!!! SO SICK OF MY SURROUNDINGS!!!

BUT THANK YOU ANYWAY!!!

doocumbay · August 8th, 2002, 12:12 AM

Sponge you suck up more than love it seems but you a man after me own heart. Give the info and let em chew on it. You for got about the other oral gas the burp or belch. Lets not forget the spitters. And the resturants where you get what you complain for and i am sure there are more you can give us. Thanks for the stomache reminders.

TriniPHATness · August 8th, 2002, 11:24 AM

Doocumbay, LoveSponge is a woman, not a man

LoveSponge · August 8th, 2002, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TriniPHATness
Doocumbay, LoveSponge is a woman, not a man

thanx Trini

Sorry Doocumbay for confusing you with the pic under my username - it's the album cover featuring the reggae artist that I work for - just a bit of publicity you see!!

Chupse!!

So I forgot about a few things ... but I didn't want to put you off eating for life you see!

Tigress · August 8th, 2002, 02:04 PM

lol......As usual, LoveSponge, you amaze me yet again.....but good looking out!

August 8th, 2002, 10:14 PM

%40 of all Quoted Statistics are made up.

LoveSponge · August 10th, 2002, 09:04 AM

I think we all know that most statistics are made up and in any event statistics in actual fact are only representative of those people surveyed, and not the general population!

But hey!!

Who's being serious on here?!! The thread is for fun

August 10th, 2002, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoveSponge
I think we all know that most statistics are made up and in any event statistics in actual fact are only representative of those people surveyed, and not the general population! But hey!! Who's being serious on here?!! The thread is for fun

Yeah i know it was just a joke, i even made up that %40 number